Portrait rex


What do you do at Ibis?

Squirrel Cruncher

What is your full name?

Wrecks Everything

What would surprise people to learn about you?

I'm scared to death of cats.

On my nightstand?

Never any food unfortunately.

Music I have on rotation?

At the mercy of my human captors.

Comfort food?

Anything my human captors are eating.

Greatest fear?

Fireworks. And gunfire.

Favorite post ride libation?

I prefer to drink out of gutters and murky ponds or puddles during my ride.

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